Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Reasons Why I Never Wash

from Daily Bread

People who don’t attend church often give some rather interesting reasons for not doing so. 

To show the weaknesses of those excuses, someone has compiled a humorous list called “Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash.”

1.    I was forced to wash as a child.
2.    People who wash are hypocrites – they thing they’re cleaner than others.
3.    There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which was right.
4.    I used to wash, but it got boring.
5.    I wash only on Christmas and Easter.
6.    None of my friends wash.
7.    I’ll start washing when I’m older.
8.    I really don’t have time.
9.    The bathroom isn’t warm enough.
10. People who make soap are only after your money. 

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